Skipping baby’s nap (even done with good intentions) is dumb. Dumb. DUMB!
Only a moron would let their kid go all-you-can-eat buffet crazy with their Easter basket and then sit them in a church pew.
Hello, my name is Moron.
Is it wrong to want to bitch slap the chick in front of you who has a 2×4 up her ass and apparently hates children?
The tiny wine shot-glasses you get for communion are a terrible tease.
Thank God for bowing your head and listening to long prayers. I needed that little power nap.
The Easter bunny is a genius! Putting the Frozen DVD in the basket bought me hours on end of peace and quiet.
Hello, my name is Genius.
Babies squirm and squeal at church, as long as they look freakin’ adorable, get over it!
Ok, mayyyyyyyybe baby girl took it to level 5 meltdown status, which led me to this: